Does anybody else hate Thanksgiving?

I dunno if I really hate it.  I think it’s more of the forceful need to get people together and have a redicufuck dinner, with food that aint even that great.

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Turkey? Fuckin blows!  Duck on the other hand….. It’s not that I dont like hanging out with friends and family, it’s just that it’s a very specific day. “What are you doing for thanksgiving?”  It’s annoying.  I have to be somewhere, and this so called big dinner wont happen for another year.

And I hate all the fuckin questions:  “So, you have a girl in your life?”   “How’s work, you enjoying?”  “Oh, you’re still living there?”   “What do you mean you didnt get that new car yet?”

I bet vegetarians and vegans hate thanksgiving too.

And parades fuck up the traffic and close the roads even the day before.  Parades are slow and long, and the stuff that is paraded is kind of weird.  But sure, why not march Mr. Potato Head home to Thanksgiving dinner and then gobble up mashed potatoes?

I bet most women hate thanksgiving too. Its Sexist!  Women work for hours on Thanksgiving cooking and cleaning for The Dinner. They set the table, pour the drinks, make the food, serve the guests, clear the table, and wash the dishes.  All the while, the men sit around and watch football.  It’s like we revert into families straight out of 1950’s Pleasantville.

And all the stores and pharmacies close early.  Dinner is over and you’re bored.  Why not go to Target and browse the upcoming Black Friday deals? Or maybe head to the mall and pick up some new shirts.  Oh wait, you can’t!  It’s Thanksgiving and  nearly every business is closed.

And black friday? Shit! It’s not just the disgusting and rampant capitalism, it’s how people act like complete savages. What kind of world do we live in where it’s okay for us to step over a dying store employee to get into a Wal Mart? Remember when that happened a few years ago? How is this okay in anyone’s book? How is it even an argument that you shouldn’t have to leave the store or take responsibility in any way because you’ve been waiting in line for a few hours?  What is it about a few good deals that turn people into animals?

Anyway….. Happy Thanksgiving, Assholes!

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And now for your Spanish Otod Word of the Day…. “SpOtod“

{ Turkey = Turquía or el pavo }

Use it in a sentence: Abso~TurkeySucksCrap~lutely…….

I will beat you over the head with a turkey

Yo le golpearon en la cabeza con el pavo

2011

11/24

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Go eff yourself Otod

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