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Always check the receipt


I’m addicted to honey roasted cashews. So I go to walmart, and I find Planters honey roasted cashews on sale.

Walmrt price, on the shelf says 4.38 for the price.  I checked the brand and can size.

But everytime I go up to pay for them they ring up at  4.88. WTF? I figured this out once by looking at my receipt.

So from then on, every time I bought them, I took a pic of the price on the shelf and showed it to them, and they adjusted it for me. This went on for 6 months before some manager got pissed at me, walked over to the shelf, and just ripped the price tag off.

Now they’re actually priced over 5 dollars. But it was a good 6 months.

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Is it still Christmas?


Well, it’s christmas weekend, so most people have off from work today. Well…. I dont, but I’m not most people.

Traffic should be light, except later in the day when everyone starts making their way home.

Also, you can expect shopping to still be crazy, because everyone wants to exchange or return the crap they bought or got, and there are after christmas sales.

Now we get ready for our New Year’s parties!

Wicked Awesome Jewish Acapella Holiday Video featuring Pella!


Pella Productions is the result of a recent merger between two of Jewish acapella’s most popular ensembles, Kol Zimra and Harmonia. Pella‘s combined experience and depth of talent are unparalleled in the industry, with performers worldwide, and we’re proud to have performed at more events than any Jewish acapella ensemble in existence.

With over two decades of experience in providing first-rate entertainment, Pella‘s presence at your next event is sure to create unforgettable memories.

The guy with funky socks is a Custom Clothier for Astor and Black.  His Name is Nathan, and he works out of the NY office……. I know him.

carrots are people too……


Challenge me and  prove me wrong, and you get the satisfaction of nothing.

Fun fact….. if the title were true, then you eating a carrot would make you a cannibal…. shame on you.

50 Million Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong


Follow That Dream continues its limited edition deluxe classic reissue series with 50, 000, 000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong (AKA Elvis’ Gold Records Vol. Two). A deluxe tri-fold triple fold-out cover the size and shape of RCA’s original seven inch extended plays plus a beautiful color bonus book. This double CD set features the original album plus the songs in their alternate, unreleased form as Elvis works hard in the studio. The idea is to make you, the listener, an intimate fly on the wall as you enjoy a historic Elvis recording session. 2007.

you been teached.

Put Creams into Contact Lens Case for Air Plane Travel


Do I need to say this?  Dont keep your contact lenses in there……

Ok, so I was traveling last week, and I wanted to bring 2 face creams with me.  But both were in huge jars.  Not only do I not need that much, but I cant bring those sized jars in a carry on with me.

Well I just happen to have an empty contact lens case lying around, and this was one of the more genius things I’ve done.  See the pic!

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And now, for your Spanish Otod Word of the Day…. “SpOtod

{ Contact Lens = lente de contacto }

 

Free Pitbull Beach Party in Miami December 11


Well…..not so free.

From Miami New Times:

​If you wanna pop your “Bon Bon” on the Beach with Pitbull aka Armando Christian Pérez, for free, you’re gonna have to pay your way by running 13 miles over a period of several hours in sweltering, heatstroke-inducing SoFla heat.

The deal: On Sunday, December 11, Mr. Worldwide will be giving a performance on Miami Beach for the Dodge Latin Music Miami Beach Half Marathon, part ofCompetitor.com‘s 28-city Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon Series.

The catch: Only registered runners will be allowed to attend Pit’s beach party at no additional charge.
Which means, it’s not really free. Registration alone costs $95 to $125. And that doesn’t even take into account the massive medical bills that you’ll be paying after trying to drag your totally out-of-shape ass across the finish line.

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And now, for your Spanish Otod Word of the Day…. “SpOtod

{ pitbull = de Pitbull }

 

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