carrots are people too……

Challenge me and  prove me wrong, and you get the satisfaction of nothing.

Fun fact….. if the title were true, then you eating a carrot would make you a cannibal…. shame on you.


50 Million Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong

Follow That Dream continues its limited edition deluxe classic reissue series with 50, 000, 000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong (AKA Elvis’ Gold Records Vol. Two). A deluxe tri-fold triple fold-out cover the size and shape of RCA’s original seven inch extended plays plus a beautiful color bonus book. This double CD set features the original album plus the songs in their alternate, unreleased form as Elvis works hard in the studio. The idea is to make you, the listener, an intimate fly on the wall as you enjoy a historic Elvis recording session. 2007.

you been teached.

The bigger the Asshole, the farther you’ll get

Wanna get ahead in life? be a huge asshole.

nice guys dont finish last…. they never finish.

if you bump into someone on the street, dont say you’re sorry. Throw your coffee in their face, and ask why the fuck they walked into you?

Today is free shipping Day!

Most websites are offering free shipping today!
However, some site may require a minimum purchase, & read the fine print, cause free shipping prob won’t get there by x-mas.

Vodka and Redbull = Danger….. and Also Reckless Fun

The famous energy drink know as Redbull has more caffeine then Coffee, Espresso, Tea, and Soda.  80mg to 500mg of caffeine per serving.  Some cans have up to 14 teaspoons of sugar, and we’re only supposed to have 16 teaspoons of sugar a day.  Drink the Sugar Free, to try and avoid that Crash.

The famous liquid courage, known as alcohol is tasty and awesome.

And if you mix them together? Dangerous.  The Combination reduces your ability to feel tipsy, So you dont realize how drunk your getting, and you tend to drink more.  And actually, one study found that you can be three times more likely to drink more then someone who hasnt had this type of mixed drink.  Plus it really impairs your judgement (Frat boys… write that down).  One study shows that you’re 4 times more likely to drive drunk on these mixed drinks, vs just drinking alcohol alone, and in college campuses, violence and deaths have been attributed to these Energy Cocktails!

So guys, what is the first drink you order for your date tonight? Vodka and Redbull!  And what is your second drink? if you said Vodka and Redbull you are correct!  And remember, I am not a doctor, and you are probably an idiot.


And now, for your Spanish Otod Word of the Day…. “SpOtod“ ——-

{ Cocktail = cóctel }

Use it in a sentence: Abso~IthinkYouShouldDrive~lutely…

I love you man…. cocktail

Me encanta que el hombre…. cóctel

Use a Glass to Amplify Sound on your Cell Phone Speaker

Stick your iPhone / Android / Blackberry or any music player in a GLASS. Yes.. a drinking glass. When you’re playing music, this acts as a funnel and amplifies the HECK out of your iPhone.

Take a glass, possibly with an elongated shape and narrower at the base, fire up the music app and put the phone/music player in the glass. Magically the sound will be amplified.  Try it. It works.


And now, for your Spanish Otod Word of the Day…. “SpOtod

{ speaker = altavoz  }

The Maccabeats do Another Video!!! Now With Celebrities!

Okay okay, the Maccabeats are celebrities too…..  But their new video has 2 huge celebrities that you wouldnt expect!

I dont wanna give too much away, but I cant keep it all in!  If you’re old like me you may remember her from the TV show ‘Blossom’, and if you’re young like my Maccabeat brother, you will know her as Amy from ‘The Big Bang Theory’!  My inside source tells me that she is obsessed with the Maccabeats!

And the second celeb?  Well you’ll just have to watch the video.  But I’ll give you a hint….. Birth Certificate…..


And now, for your Spanish Otod Word of the Day…. “SpOtod

{ maccabeat  =  maccabeat }

Use it in a sentence: Abso~RaiseYourGlass~lutely…….

According to google translate, Maccabeat is the same in English and Spanish.

De acuerdo con traductor Google, Maccabeat es el mismo en Inglés y Español.
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